(Please DNI with any of my 🔞 blogs if you’re under 18.)
It’s because I’m pretty sure most of the followers on my main are here for figurine and food photography and don’t appreciate having their dash bombarded with my thirstiness for certain monsters, slashers, and gory content.
I try to tag everything appropriately, but if I missed something please let me know and I’ll add it.
Any n/*/s/*/f/*/w content is tagged as “osha violation” so the op doesn’t get flagged by tumblr.
Overly spicy content gets reblogged to the side blog 🔞v-a-l-t-i-e-l.🔞
All of my photography posts can be found under the “#hzz photography” tag.
For those only interested in my homemade food and beverage photos, those can be found under the “#hzz feast” tag.
For context for non-reddit users: circlejerk subs are ironic. OP is making fun of the trend of people being obsessed with fantasy slurs, not asking for real.
Sometimes I tell my mom I don’t like something and she goes “No!!!! You used to LOVE this thing!!!!!” And I ask When. When did I last express desire for this thing. And she goes “When you were four you could not get ENOUGH of this thing” and I say Mother. I am Twenty Six
Remember that guy on vine that would climb around shirtless with flowers on his head, and he’d keep saying “my berries.” But then it turned out he was a CIA plant put on Vine to track down leftist activists who were active on the app?
i literally just found out about the “girl from ‘is this allowed’ vine was really making out with a mannequin” controversy and now this? this is ruinedchildhood for millennials.
i’m sorry my berries guy was what now
A nice young Italian man I guess. I made this up for notes.
The reason you block and ignore corporate accounts on social media rather than messing with them isn’t because you’re taking the high road, it’s because the strategies you use to render the social media experience intolerable to individual influencers don’t work on brands. A brand is not a person. You cannot elevate its stress level or hurt its feelings. If you really try you can probably traumatise the unpaid intern who’s monitoring the DMs, but this is key: that person is replaceable. Like, yes, folks successfully drove Kellogg’s off of Twitter for a little while, but that was because Tony the Tiger getting sexually harassed created an optics problem – this is not a broadly replicable strategy.
