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It’s because I’m pretty sure most of the followers on my main are here for figurine and food photography and don’t appreciate having their dash bombarded with my thirstiness for certain monsters, slashers, and gory content.
I try to tag everything appropriately, but if I missed something please let me know and I’ll add it.
Any n/*/s/*/f/*/w content is tagged as “osha violation” so the op doesn’t get flagged by tumblr.
Overly spicy content gets reblogged to the side blog: 🔞v-a-l-t-i-e-l.🔞
Platinum silicone toy content gets reblogged to the side blog: 🔞 @daimonhelix 🔞
All of my photography posts can be found under the “#hzz photography” tag.
For those only interested in my homemade food and beverage photos, those can be found under the “#hzz feast” tag.
HAPPY PRIDE TO ALL MY QUEER AND TRANS BROTHERS, SISTERS AND SIBLINGS
BE FRUITY AND YOU ✨FILTHY HOTTIES✨
SENDING LOVE AND JOY
i hope your heart and mind are as free as the wind and birds in the sky, i hope harmony flows through you like a gentle stream replenishing you with joy and peace
Ferrai has this bullshit agreement that if you buy one of their cars new off the lot, you have to sign a contract saying you basically don’t own the car and have to uphold their brand standards with it.
It’s sets a startling example of not owning something despite buying it and the court needs to use this as a chance to strike it down as unethical.
This shit again? And I thought it was bad enough with ford and john deer telling farmers they didn’t own the tractors they bought from them….
Yeah, they have this really unethical clause in the purchase contract you can’t modify the car or do anything with it that they’d consider “unbecoming of the brand”, which is why they were able file this suit.
It seems kind of bizarre at first until you realize how horrifying that is in the age of “do you own what you buy?” being a huge a debate (especially in tech).
This is pretty much Ferrari’s philosophy from the start, they are extremely prideful of their cars like if they were made from God’s hands or something.
They are very snobby, infact the owner of Ferrari doesn’t like the people who buy their cars since because they are bought for “status”.
They also never test their cars on public tracks in comparison with other racing cars like when they wanted to test out the Porche 918 Spyder vs The McLaren P1 vs LaFerrari. Take a guess who bailed out on the performance test.
Just an update
Lambo are the perfect people to jump in on this because they make insane cars and they are never above clowning them up because Lambo are all about THE DRAMA ™
even if nissan doesn’t really make exciting cars, i gotta give them a thumbs up for jumping in all sassy like
Lambo are also the perfect people to jump in on this because Lamborghini only became a car manufacturer to fuck with Ferrari.
See, this guy, Ferruccio Lamborghini, started out as a motorcycle mechanic and then got this idea to build tractors out of the military surplus equipment which was available in great abundance after World War II. This was a smashing huge success and he got hella wealthy at it, and so took up the hella-wealthy-people hobby of collecting sports cars.
One of these sports cars was a Ferrari 250 GT, which was apparently a pretty good car but he started having trouble with the clutch. This being not something you want to deal with when you’re paying supercar prices for a, y’know, supercar, he went to Mr. Enzo Ferrari to complain.
And Ferrari was like, “fuck you, the problem is with the driver, not the car. Go back to your tractors, you bumpkin.”
Which, as it happens, is a stupid thing to say to a guy who can build vehicles out of other vehicles that were never meant to resemble them, well enough to afford sports cars as a hobby. Mr. Lamborghini went back to his tractors and built a new supercar. With a proper clutch.
My gratitude to Deadmau5 for continuing this proud tradition.
My gratitude to
Deadmau5 for continuing
this proud tradition.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
not enough people understand that disability benefits are basically what it would look like if you turned “if you’re too sick for school you’re too sick for video games” into an official public policy
“Oh you can go to the gym for physical therapy two hours a week? Well, you could work those hours at a job so I don’t think you really need this money” <- an actuall quote
I hope random brands turn their logo rainbow for no goddamn reason. I hope they do it even if its a desperate bid to seem supportive. I dont fucking care if its shallow. Bud light made a limited edition rainbow can and white men with big trucks took machine guns on them. Target runs a line of admittedly cringe rainbow merchandise and is the subject of domestic terrorism. A random company going rainbow for a month is shallow but its showing the people that want to kill us that they can’t win. The pride flag will be everywhere and itll piss them off and theres nothing they can do about it. No matter how much violence and hatred they dish out, they’ll be too many goddamn companies to boycott, to threaten. You dont have to buy shit from them, just use rainbow capitalism against them.
this is your reminder that if you’re going to be posting spiderverse gifs / clips you NEED to tag them as flashing, eyestrain, etc.
seizures can kill. the lives of your disabled friends and followers are more important than a movie.
also, do NOT tag them as epilepsy, seizure, photo-sensitivity, etc. people use these tags to find other people like them. by putting them in these tags you are endangering them.
Senator Porp Gringle is a hardline conservative who delights in making the world a difficult place for those who disagree with his hateful politics. He’s a powerful figure, and today he plans to wield this power by stopping the Unicare Reform Bill—a legislation designed help unicorns with broken horns—from passing. Senator Gringle’s speech is interrupted, however, and with a newly free afternoon he decides to wander the National Mall.
It’s here that Porp stumbles upon a protest in the form of a musical performance from one of his favorite bands, Anger Against The System. Senator Gringle rocks out a bit, until discovering that he is the target of these protests and the musician’s he grew up on have nothing but distain for his hateful ways.
Now Porp and the physically manifested realization that the protest music he grew up on does not actually support his current hateful ideology are diving deep into what it means to be a rebel, culminating in a hardcore gay encounter that will change Porp Gringle forever.
This erotic tale is 4,300 words of sizzling human on gay living concept action, including anal, blowjobs, cream pies, rough sex, and the handsome sentient realization of artistic misinterpretation.
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